We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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