so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
There are leaves in my underwear?
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