i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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