Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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