cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I have post one night stand depression
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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