i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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