I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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