Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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