Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Acid is not a monday night drug
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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