What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
