My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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