your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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