There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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