If that was your dad, he is hot
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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