Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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