You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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