She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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