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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?

  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.

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• (518): View more from New York

  do nipples grow back?

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