Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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