Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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