Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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