So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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