stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
