that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
