Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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