i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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