it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have post one night stand depression
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