This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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