"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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