The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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