I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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