I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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