Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
we should paint friendship bongs
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