wanna go halves on a baby?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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