OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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