he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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