Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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