She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
farters have to be the big spoon...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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