Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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