If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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