So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think a kid would responsible me up
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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