That's intense
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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