i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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