I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
as a side note pls kill me
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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