he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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