OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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