This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
