Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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