Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I love having hate sex.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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