But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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